Then one day, when I was in the middle of a really good nap, I got woken up by these strange noises coming from the outside.

At the time I didn't know what the heck I was hearing, but later on I found out it was Mom piping in music through these speakers she put on her belly.

I guess Mom thought if she played classical music for me every day before I was born it would turn me into some kind of genius.

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